Where Do You Stand? Cutesy Names For Your Private Parts

April 5, 2009

I'd like to think I know a thing or two about sex and erogenous zones on males and females, but over the weekend I heard a new term that made me scratch my head — sweater kittens. For those of you in the dark with me, it's an affectionate nickname for a woman's breasts. You can use your imagination as to why they're called that, but it got me thinking about using cutesy names for your private parts. A friend of mine calls a guy's business "twig and berries," and I've also heard the term "bits and pieces" thrown around. Tell me, are you into using nicknames for your private parts, or do you think it's completely immature?

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3 years 10 weeks

There's nothing wrong with nicknames. Sex isn't supposed to be serious like a meeting at a lawyers office. It's about enjoying yourself, haveing fun and being in the moment. Nicknames are also great for being in public, with a little imagination, you can have a very erotic conversation in public.

3 years 44 weeks

My boyfriend and i like to have a good laugh while we are in the moment and one day we nicknamed his penis Rufus after the naked mole rat on Kim Possible cuz its just funny and fun.

cyberbiota 3 years 44 weeks

I've always thought sex was funny, and anything that increased the humor made it more fun. A Spanish girlfriend of mine used to call her genitalia her "p'choch." I laughed so hard when I first heard her use that term that I almost had an orgasm. That name has stuck for me.

dikke kus 3 years 52 weeks

Sometimes it's funny, but I'd rater not hear about nicknames. If anyone makes me laugh in the bedroom it will ruin the moment. Besides makes me feel like theres more than just the two of us in the bedroom along with billybob or bojangles or something. Some serious sexy talk would be better for a romantic outcome. I had a friend who nicknamed her stomach once. She used to say Jane made her pull into a MacDonalds drive through. Who could kiss her while Jame was looking? I think Jane scared the some good men away.

4 years 5 days

TO ME: My penis is my dick. Then I have balls. Then I just call it a vagina and boobs.

mariaangel 4 years 4 weeks

I call my penis my penis and my breasts my breasts, if you use names, stupid at best, other then the proper medical terms to refer to your private parts, you might as well use different names for your furniture, walls, windows, appliances, maybe even food.

Cinderella69 4 years 5 weeks

haha me and the girls have funny names for just about everything... maybe we just have an immature sense of humour haha! vagina is- foof or fufu... penises get described as different chocolate bars depending on size... for example, lion bar...or curly wurly haha (english choco bars haha)... boobs are just boobs. i like stupid names, makes everything more fun

Jenniegirl 4 years 6 weeks

I personally use "yan yan" . I think it has a nice ring to it. :) haha!

Blackwood 4 years 6 weeks

My vagina is called Amanda, and my maidenhead is called Tarquin :)

Louie 4 years 6 weeks

Yeah, I agree with austerity - if it gives you both a laugh, then go for it. "Vajayjay" always cracks me up.

austerity 4 years 6 weeks

Of course it sounds immature in a rational setting. But when you're alone and naked with your sweetie, it can increase your intimacy, plus make you laugh more.

Symphonee 4 years 6 weeks

I once called my vagina "Geraldine" ...don't ask me why. I have called my breasts Mary Kate and Ashley before. We don't have long standing nicknames for each other's parts though.

valancyjane 4 years 6 weeks

This weekend the H and I coined the term “business district.” Heh. And I’ve been known to refer to vaginas as “Virginia Woolf” and “treasure box.” But those are just one-time things, I don’t actually use the names. For some reason I don’t mind nicknames for crotch-parts. But I really hate nicknames for breasts. It’s possibly because I’m very large-busted and I’m sensitive about that part of me.

bengalspice 4 years 6 weeks

I think those names are cute. As long as they are used in private.

CaterpillarGirl 4 years 6 weeks

when you reach a certain point, naming parts is just immature.

tyffi 4 years 6 weeks

I hate those "cute" names! I didn't use them as a kid, and I definitely won't use them now that I'm an adult.

Autumns_Elegy 4 years 6 weeks

I say "Lady Parts." Sometimes I refer to my boobs as "The Girls." For mens bits I just use Dick, Wang or Balls. Nothing too out of the ordinary there.

TidalWave 4 years 6 weeks

sure, i did this with my first boyfriend. but now? nah. i think we're all grown ups.

plus_2_kid 4 years 6 weeks

Down there is my "punani" although I have no idea where it comes from. Sometimes I call it a "kitty" I love "sweater kittens"!! My kittens are meowing right now..... I don't really have any nicknames for a guy's parts. But on a random aside, I could never get myself to buy a dress by the label "T-Bags" b/c the association was just too gross for me!!!

lindssaurussss 4 years 6 weeks

ma lady bits. lol

Pistil 4 years 6 weeks

I guess it can be funny, but I can't think of a time I've ever actually used a cutesy name.

margokhal 4 years 6 weeks

I don't have pet names for private parts - we're adults, we have penises and vaginas. A lot of the time half of these pet names people don't even know what they're *actually* referring to, so I don't like them. But on my fun side, I do really like Dane Cook's reference to guy's parts as "cash and prizes" in one of his jokes! :)