What's Your Least Favorite Slang Word For Penis?

July 10, 2009

I can't figure out if there's simply no word for penis (including penis) that sounds appealing because of what it refers to, or because people keep coming up with nasty slang words for it. All I know is that I could live without some of the following terms.

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superjules 3 years 44 weeks

Meat Sword. It sounds so violent.

myystque 3 years 44 weeks

I hate all the ones that sound silly, like johnson, willy, wang, and weiner.

3 years 44 weeks

I choose dick it sounds like someone with a small weiner. i like cock, weiner for hot or humorous reasons. lol

Frenched 3 years 44 weeks

I chose "Willy." It just sounds annoying to me. I agree with juicebox07, too. It's degrading to call our privates silly names. I prefer to refer to them by name, too. Call me lame!

niicoley 3 years 44 weeks

"Willy" freaks me out too, cg130!!

Cinnabun 3 years 44 weeks

For some reason "wang" has always really bothered me.

cg130 3 years 44 weeks

I sort of hate all of those words..."Willy" really freaks me out...

dikke kus 3 years 44 weeks

It's just not an easy word to say for some reason. However I have a little boy and I have to say Penis to make sure he understands the proper word for his little body parts!

skigurl 3 years 44 weeks

damn i chose my fav!

skigurl 3 years 44 weeks

damn i chose my fav!

b1uebunn 3 years 44 weeks

I like cock. That's hot in the heat of passion.I HATE wiener. What are we, 8? And wang is hilarious. My husband and I call each other wangs all the time.

b1uebunn 3 years 44 weeks

I like cock. That's hot in the heat of passion. I HATE wiener. What are we, 8? And wang is hilarious. My husband and I call each other wangs all the time.

GlowingMoon 3 years 45 weeks

Most of the above.

GlowingMoon 3 years 45 weeks

Most of the above.

Chrstne 3 years 45 weeks

I picked wang, but calling it a pecker, tool, willy, and wiener...well, that sucks too. I remember I heard shlong as a kid, as well as johnson and thought it was hysterical. For me, it's either a penis or dick, depending on who I am with, what I am doing, and my mood.

bethinabox 3 years 45 weeks

For me it was a toss-up between weiner, pecker, and tool. Voted for weiner, but those all just bother me for some reason.

Symphonee 3 years 45 weeks

I actually hate Mr. Happy the most.

juicebox07 3 years 45 weeks

I always call it a penis. It's the correct word for it, and it sounds better. I do the same with the word vagina. I just call it my vagina because I absolutely HATE the word pussy. It sounds so foul and degrading to me. As for the poll, even though it was a hard choice, I voted "weiner". I really don't want to think of a penis when I'm eating a hot dog, or vice versa.

starbucks 3 years 45 weeks

Love that costume, so classy!

starbucks 3 years 45 weeks

Love that costume, so classy!

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