What's Your Favorite Synonym For "Douchebag"?

31 Comments

2 years 24 weeks

From the CBS show How I Met Your Mother. The heir (or heiress) of the Massengill fortune!!!! The best way to call someone a douche bag.

3 years 30 weeks

my other is fiancee.. we are hanging with his older brother tonight and he is turning into a guy i have never known... totally douche!!! i am sure he is trying to seem cool in front of his bro... but really?? don't be such a douche

3 years 47 weeks

I always say douche packer(: Haha I have no idea where I got it from.

siúcra gaelach 5 years 23 weeks

i'm a big fan of poon... not actual vaginas, of course, but the word. :)

JennaV 5 years 26 weeks

:medal:

JennaV 5 years 26 weeks

:medal:

audreystar 5 years 26 weeks

i like asshat for douchebag as a synonym. but the word of "being a douchebag" is called doucherty. or actually the art of being a douchebag or science. whichever you prefer. :rotfl:

sashak 5 years 31 weeks

I think asshat is my favorite, but I pretty much say whatever pops out of my mouth

untitled 5 years 31 weeks

Spencer Pratt or K-Fed

untitled 5 years 31 weeks

Spencer Pratt or K-Fed

SassAndBide 5 years 31 weeks

LOL I LOVE HOW S.PRATT IS ON THE LIST :ROTFL:

glynislily 5 years 31 weeks

I go with douchebag but there are variations. Like economy sized or Costco sized. There is also just someone as a douche.

veronicaraye 5 years 31 weeks

hahaha...spencer. I voted doosh.

EatYourVeggies 5 years 34 weeks

I love the Kevin and Bean classsic, "jackhole". Also, "powertool" works well too.

pinupsweetheart 5 years 38 weeks

I think I will have to go with the classic word: ASS...thank you very much!

PinkEsq 5 years 38 weeks

His last name says it all...

PinkEsq 5 years 38 weeks

His last name says it all...

butterflyforaday 5 years 38 weeks

I am quite fond of ass hat. I tend to call them whatever rolls off of my tongue.

renaimarie 5 years 38 weeks

My room mates and I constantly call each other whorebag/whorebucket/whoreface. There's also "shut your whore mouth". Lots of love in my house!

kerneschick2005 5 years 38 weeks

"scumbag" but I voted for Spencer Pratt simply because he was on the list. LOL.

macgirl 5 years 38 weeks

My husband likes to go with "bag" on its own. "That guy is such a bag"...

smartypantssugar 5 years 38 weeks

Mouth-breather. It's just so snotty that most of the people it applies to don't get it, which makes it that much funnier.

Supergurl5210 5 years 38 weeks

I know this is gonna sound really weird, but My cousin and I call eachother "douche" as like a friendly nickname. Thats how I have her labled in my cell. We even went as far as nicknaming her dog "Dr. Douche" and he answers to it. We've done this for years and honestly it was more of a joke a first than an insult and it just kinda stuck.

pollypo 5 years 38 weeks

My husband says f#cktard, too, sometimes. I tend to say dipsh*t. For non-swearing times, my husband says knucklehead, which I think is funny.