What's Your Favorite Corny Cuss Word?

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2 years 15 weeks

I like ham sandwich, I mean say it "What The Ham Samich!!" it just rolls off your tounge, and I like the old 1700's curses too

nikecold 5 years 35 weeks

I like "effin" and crap. But I'm extremely foul mouthed especially for a girl, I've been told so many times. I've even met guys (who were not prudes at ALL) who in the same day dubbed me "potty mouth". Most people say I'm the most foulmouthed person they know. I've even had male teachers pull me aside after class and say "you're such a pretty girl, so smart and sweet,. why must you curse som much, it sounds so crude and harsh."I also the type that not only cusses like a sailor but cusses out loud at innapropriate moments :S. I try but I can't stop.

nikecold 5 years 35 weeks

I like "effin" and crap. But I'm extremely foul mouthed especially for a girl, I've been told so many times. I've even met guys (who were not prudes at ALL) who in the same day dubbed me "potty mouth". Most people say I'm the most foulmouthed person they know. I've even had male teachers pull me aside after class and say "you're such a pretty girl, so smart and sweet,. why must you curse som much, it sounds so crude and harsh." I also the type that not only cusses like a sailor but cusses out loud at innapropriate moments :S. I try but I can't stop.

BadGurl404 5 years 35 weeks

My fave would be H-E-Double hockey sticks

Mokona 5 years 35 weeks

I say Frick! A lot.

Mokona 5 years 35 weeks

I say Frick! A lot.

tdamji 5 years 35 weeks

i say crap, yikes and rats all the time. what about blast? i say that too.

asmariamoon 5 years 35 weeks

oh yeah, and I rofl'd when I saw "Holy frijoles" up there. Also, "mother humper" is another one of my faves... <3 Tremors

asmariamoon 5 years 35 weeks

oh yeah, and I rofl'd when I saw "Holy frijoles" up there. Also, "mother humper" is another one of my faves... <3 Tremors

asmariamoon 5 years 35 weeks

Personally, I go with the old Yosemite Sam standby, "Rajjin' fraggin'..." (insert nonsensical, unintelligible utterances here) or sometimes just "Fraggin'..." (insert thing that ticks me off here) when I'm really PO'd... yeah, I'm a nerd, and proud of it too. (P.S. I use "Fraggin'" a lot more than necessary because of the nerdiness factor)

julie37596 5 years 35 weeks

I say Jeebus!

julie37596 5 years 35 weeks

I say Jeebus!

sarahmandy 5 years 35 weeks

my friens say "jesus tits!" . but i can't pull it off. I'm mainly "oy vey" or "jesus, mary and joseph"

salmae24 5 years 35 weeks

Oh yeah and my family all yells BOOO! instead of Sh*t or crap

salmae24 5 years 35 weeks

I always say Jeezy Creezy, cuz i learned that from an Eddie Izzard skit, he is too funny!

mitchelwb 5 years 35 weeks

My two favorites are "mother stinker!" and I can't believe this one didn't make the list "dirty cotton rock suckers!"

mitchelwb 5 years 35 weeks

My two favorites are "mother stinker!" and I can't believe this one didn't make the list "dirty cotton rock suckers!"

pynkpuffy 5 years 35 weeks

I said "yikes, shark and fudge" alot. HAHAHA. My boyfriend never swear. He only used "hello, fudge and sugar!" HAHAHA.

pynkpuffy 5 years 35 weeks

I said "yikes, shark and fudge" alot. HAHAHA. My boyfriend never swear. He only used "hello, fudge and sugar!" HAHAHA.

MamaD 5 years 35 weeks

My son's phrase was "Cheeseless Mice of Au Gratin" in place of Jesus Christ Almighty. I'm a big fan of "Your Mama sucks d*#k!" I also enjoy "Ya suck ya jacka$$" from Happy Gilmore.

suzanne 5 years 35 weeks

... see, it even rates a "bleep" here on "Giggle" :ROTFL:

suzanne 5 years 35 weeks

Shitake mushrooms is my new fave ;)

suzanne 5 years 35 weeks

Shitake mushrooms is my new fave ;)

Marci 5 years 35 weeks

Holy Moley and Geez Louise are on my list- when I'm not swearing like a sailor. ;)

julibul 5 years 35 weeks

My grandfather likes to say "Jesus Christopher Columbus." I always end up corn-ing my cursing in some way, usually a different thing every time. "Fart Nugget" is something I say for the f word on occasion. But my fave was when I was watching a movie on TV in which Samuel L Jackson says the MF word a lot, and they replaced it with something different every time....motor scooter, mother trucker, etc. There were really funny ones and I wish I could remember!

What's Your Favorite Corny Cuss Word?