What's Tackier?

April 20, 2008

It's the big day, the day you've dreamed of since you met The One. You've been planning every aspect of your wedding within an inch of its life for about a year. So it just makes sense that you might be so freaking tired, you'd just say, "To hell with nice shoes! And anyway, what if I need to cut and run a la Runaway Bride? I'm just going to put on _____." Let's say you live for tacky. What's tackier?

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28 Comments

rabidmoon 4 years 48 weeks

I could not vote on these, I could only stare at them... There's no excuse, there are plenty of well made, lovely, cute, proper bridal heels out there. :P

carlabunnie 5 years 4 weeks

Ugh the sneakers are so ugly.

Kristinh1012 5 years 4 weeks

You couldn't pay me to wear either of those...not even for Halloween. Horrible. They all look like they came from the big hair/bangs time.......Gross. Or did you ever see the pictures of the Hill Billy weddings on the internet........these would be there somewhere!

stepsat 5 years 4 weeks

Both are terrible! Suck it up and wear the fab shoes for a few hours then just take them off!

starbright14 5 years 4 weeks

The SNEAKERS are ALWAYS awful.... at least the flip flops are okay for a beach wedding. But SNEAKERS at a WEDDING should ALWAYS be a NO!

vanprooyen 5 years 4 weeks

BOTH ARE AWFUL. I think it would be okay to wear really beautiful flat flips flops in like gold or silver if it were a beach wedding . . . . . But both of the pictured shoes are really ugly!!!!!!!!! I wouldn't wear them any day of the year, and certainly not at my wedding.

bengalspice 5 years 4 weeks

those flip flops would be great for the honeymoon :-P

javsmav 5 years 4 weeks

ew, both are terrible. I cannot vote, b/c they are both just tacky, tacky, tacky. The only reason I would agree to have a wedding instead of eloping (which I would totally prefer) is so I can justify buying some strappy silver jimmy choos or platform loubs. I don't care what my dress looks like--I'm just interested in the shoes.

juicylove 5 years 4 weeks

ughh sooo bad! theyre both horrible but i think the sneakers are worse. at least you could MAYBE get away with flipflops at a beach wedding or something? it would still be tacky but not like sneakers. sad thing is that i can see like the emo generation wearing these to their future weddings. ew.

nicole815 5 years 4 weeks

I didn't vote because they are both horrendous! Since when is it OK to wear sneakers OR flip flops to a formal and maybe even black tie event? Eek!

jennjennnbubba 5 years 4 weeks

geesh, this is a tough one... I said sneakers

misscoopa 5 years 4 weeks

Flip flops are always tacky.

jessie 5 years 4 weeks

at least with the shoes you can change the laces.

ewray4381 5 years 4 weeks

Both are god-awful, but I chose the flip-flops due to the noise. I desperately tried to talk my best friend out of changing out of her shoes into ffs for the reception. I gave in when she offered the idea of wearing white leather cowboy boots to both the ceremony and reception instead. During her first dance one of her ffs ended up getting caught in the hem of her dress (since it was hemmed for her heel hight, not ff height) and she ended up flat on her back on the dance floor. I love her to death, but I so wish she had stayed in her shoes!

Kimpossible 5 years 4 weeks

I can just hear the bride coming down the aisle with those flip flops on her feet... that icky sound they make when walking lol.. Both are tacky - but for the sake of the poll I chose the flip flops.

ninjastarlett 5 years 4 weeks

I don't know, dootsie... I figured it was justifiable the other way. At least with the sneakers, it's an excuse for comfortable shoes... the flip flops are trying too hard to be cute.