What's The Best Slang Word For "Vagina"?

What's The Best Slang Word For "Vagina"?

April 27, 2007

by GiggleSugar 173

You'd think "vagina" was a dirty word considering all the different slang people use to get around using it. Below are some of the less disgusting and offensive ones. What's the best slang word for "vagina?"

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173 Comments

Ann-marie2998871

Ann-marie2998871 42 weeks 2 days

cont

2 years 3 weeks

for got pum pum

2 years 3 weeks

squish mitten

2 years 8 weeks

Minge, Clunge or Clout are by far the best descriptions, i also like Gash or Gammon Hangers

2 years 9 weeks

Clunge is the best word eveeeer

2 years 12 weeks

the v trap is the best

2 years 13 weeks

Birth Cannon

2 years 14 weeks

mine is my pinky-do whilst my mans is his dinky-do haha

2 years 14 weeks

PINK TACO

2 years 14 weeks

i call mine pisser hahaha

2 years 15 weeks

I've got a couple for your list ;] Old man in a boat, vertical smile, pile of love pudding, sausage wallet, and Axe wound. Enjoy!

2 years 15 weeks

VERTICAL BACON SANDWICH!!!!!!!

2 years 15 weeks

VERTICAL BACON SANDWITCH!!!!!!!

livinlife1985 2 years 15 weeks

what about the vertical smile? that one is my personal fav!! lol

2 years 19 weeks

my friend said her mom always called it her WISH when she was little. I still can't decide whether that is sweet or weird. (btw, we have called her 'SWISH' ever since)

2 years 19 weeks

I call mine 'the idiot locater'

Lia Rose 2 years 20 weeks

I tend just to call it vagina.

2 years 20 weeks

tinkle butt. hahahahahahahah

moonstruckinsemo

moonstruckinsemo 2 years 21 weeks

Yes I like Foo Foo sounds so girly

2 years 22 weeks

there is on name it a pink taco thats what i call it

2 years 22 weeks

I think pootipoo is quite classy, and I always liked the Eye of Sauron during the heyday of LOTR. Also Mrs. Pinchley, and the keymaster.

2 years 26 weeks

Holster, meat socket,

2 years 27 weeks

Surprised not one mentioned my facourite "Vertical Smile"

2 years 29 weeks

Axe wound

2 years 29 weeks

i came up with "natures hot pocket" random i know... im in the library at school with nothing better to do