What's the Best Bathroom Graffiti You've Ever Seen?

Now that you've seen the best bathroom graffiti found on Flickr, I want to know the best bathroom graffiti you've seen in real life. I once spotted the scrawled message "Ladies, let's all try to keep our bathroom graffiti grammatically correct." That one was pretty funny, but I'm often tickled by the writing on the stall. So let's treat this comment section like a bathroom wall, shall we? Record the best bathroom graffiti you've ever seen below.

Source: Flickr User She's a Renegade