What's the opposite of "Extreme Sports"?

What's the opposite of "Extreme Sports"?


More than 500 top players from around world the came to Toronto this weekend to compete for a $8,840 prize and the title of world champion in...a Rock, Paper, Scissors tournament.

What with ESPN featuring competitive eating as an actual sports category, it shouldn't surprise me that this exists. Still, am I missing something here? Is there a "thrill of victory, and agony of defeat" component to this? Giggle Girls, discuss.

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