Men have moobs and love handles. Women? Spider veins, liver spots, and turkey neck, just to name a few of the awful terms some sadists have come up with to make us feel even more insecure about our looks. The last straw for me happened while I was reading an interview in a health magazine with Dr. Nicholas Perricone, the dermatologist who suggests eating salmon and berries for great skin. He said that if you want to look good for an event, don't eat pasta the day before or you will get "carbo face." Sheesh! Another one.