What's the Woman's Version of "Bros Before Hos"?

June 9, 2009

We know the rallying cry of douchebags and knuckleheads everywhere: "Bros before hos!" This means that even though these guys will spend every waking moment trying to bag a "ho," ultimately, their bros are more important. I've heard the female rejoinder — "Chicks before dicks" — but I wonder if we could come up with a better one. Not a lot rhymes with "douches," "chodes," "nimrods" or "tools." Or maybe I'm just not good at rhyming. What's the woman's version of "bros before hos"?

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2 years

Chicks Before Dicks, Sisters Before Misters, Hoe's Before Bro's, Petals Before Pricks.

2 years

what about sistas b4 mistas

2 years

There's no women version of this. Women by rule screw their friends over boys. It's what makes you unique!

c4rolin3 4 years

supersta- i just posted that one :) gross but funny!! ha x

supersta786681 4 years

i think i heard it on tv once....

supersta786681 4 years

my fav has always been: besties before testies!!

supersta786681 4 years

my fav has always been:besties before testies!!

samischo 4 years

these sayings are all cute, but why do we have to choose one sex over the other? can't we base our decisions on who to hang out with (or whatever) on who we have the best relationships with and bond the most with?i hate when my friends try to pull "chicks before dicks" and make me feel guilty for choosing to hang out with guys instead. like sorry, i just enjoy being with them better! they don't usually gossip, cut down other people, or act like bitches. maybe i just need better girlfriends hah.

samischo 4 years

these sayings are all cute, but why do we have to choose one sex over the other? can't we base our decisions on who to hang out with (or whatever) on who we have the best relationships with and bond the most with? i hate when my friends try to pull "chicks before dicks" and make me feel guilty for choosing to hang out with guys instead. like sorry, i just enjoy being with them better! they don't usually gossip, cut down other people, or act like bitches. maybe i just need better girlfriends hah.

allybluebyrd 4 years

"Sisters before Misters" ya'll!

c4rolin3 4 years

my three favourites here: lasses before asses sisters before misters bro's before ho's i've heard of heaps of really crude ones eg: tits before shits :) ha x (that's pretty censored) i've also heard guys say 'team testosterone!' how about lipsticks before dipsticks?! :) or besties before testis! ha sorry :)

c4rolin3 4 years

my three favourites here:lasses before assessisters before mistersbro's before ho'si've heard of heaps of really crude ones eg: tits before shits :) ha x (that's pretty censored)i've also heard guys say 'team testosterone!'how about lipsticks before dipsticks?! :)or besties before testis! ha sorry :)