Some of us ladies don't drink much beer, and when we do we drink stuff that "real" beer drinkers laugh at. To wit: Tequiza and Zima. I'm not a fan of "alcopop" lightly carbonated un-hopped Zima. But give me a bag of Cheetos and a Tequiza and I'm good to go. I know it's tacky, though. What's tackier?