Times have changed, and bridesmaid dresses no longer need to be the hideous things people make jokes about. That doesn't mean that there aren't still ugly bridesmaid dresses, but are any as unflattering as the versions you see here? On your left, some poofy gold-foil dresses, and on your right, powder blue fashion crimes with matching parasols. These ladies must've been really close to the bride. Either that, or they're masochists. So what's tackier?