It sucks when someone breaks up with you, but the mode in which they do it can ease the blow and at least show you that person cared — or wasn't a total chode who wasted your time.
Alas, some people are too chicken to do it in a respectful manner, so they slip out the back, Jack, make a new plan, Stan . . . by texting, emailing, or just up and disappearing. Gorgeous Isabella Rossellini recounted once the way eccentric filmmaker David Lynch broke up with her — by calling her and saying, after years together, "I don't love you anymore." Whoa!
What's the lamest way someone broke up with you?