What's The Funniest Slang Term For "Erection"?

32 Comments

Joe3122480 42 weeks

Polish sausage

2 years

The Purple Homewrecker

2 years

Ding Dong Twinkie The pencil My Flashlight The "Christmas Present" Babymaker Popcicle Gilbert Bob-ing Joe The Fishing Hook Twig-n-Berries the Pole the "Holy Rail" Grinder Stain maker Milk Pump "Suck It" Virgin Stealer Swiss Roll or Tootsie Roll (if you're black) Fire Hidrent My Tail Seed Planter

2 years

The Traveler (vibrations from car travel)

3 years

so hottt david

3 years

pocket pistol or goop shooter

3 years

It's not my gun

3 years

And the winner is:- Blue vein custard chucking spunk trumpet!

3 years

Oh my god come on guys!!! Throbbing gristle's a industrial band... Hahahaha, nice one author!

3 years

How about "The Big Bang Theory"? My boyfriend was reading this and he automaticaly shouted out "frog tounge launcher"! But I think that's gross.

3 years

raging salmon

3 years

Well, I usually call someone who constantly has a boner a human tripod (: But some good ones are Rock-on Morning wood Snow canon Lap rocket XD Enjoy

3 years

Blue Veined Junket Pump (!!) Love Pump (Spinal Tap) One Eyed Trouser Snake (Australian) Wang Salami (as in "let's play hide the...") Purple Helmeted Storm Trouper. Baby Batter Blaster man's best friend The Unemployed (as in taking a leak is shaking hands with the...) "Oh My God" (that's what most women say when they see mine, must be a name I don't know of) \80)

newKID 3 years

MR.BECK IS TOTALLY HOT .. LOVE IT

devilduckie 3 years

Well, my hubby was looking over my shoulder reading this story and says "that's easy: purple-headed yogurt-slinger!" *gags*

3 years

Boner is The Funniest as far as Slang words goes but for slang phrases It's gotta be Pitching A tent or Full Salute . Hardon is is old school Now So 80's people who still call it Hardon haven't moved on and are stuck in the Past

4 years

custard launcher!

4 years

looking at david's pic...i dont think he would be having problems in da bedroom...lol.....i mean he is getting erctions on football pitches..imagine during sex....lol.....morning glory is hilarious though....lol

Zethian 4 years

:L lol, throbbing gristle is ow gonna be my new slang term :) The weirdest thing I've heard it called... This one guy I know called it a "Jahovas" lmao weird kid :)

pink-elephant 5 years

MORNING GLORY?!? :ROTFL: I've never heard that one before!

stefd123 5 years

Throbbing gristle! I have never heard that one

benjorizzo 5 years

how about 'pocket rocket'? that's pretty funny

Schaianne 6 years

I have never heard of a Throbbing Gristle. That's a bit disgusting to me, personally, lol.

Queen of Noise 6 years

"Boner" all the way! It makes me think of that goofy kid on GROWING PAINS. I can't believe they called him that--and on a prime-time family sitcom, no less. Those were the days. And then there's also the Ali G variation: "dong bone."