What Is the Funniest News Anchor Blooper of 2008?

It's hard doing live television — even with a teleprompter! Check out the following news anchor bloopers from 2008 and tell me which one is the funniest!
- News Anchor Breaks Young Artist's Painting.
- Weatherman Inadvertently Called Child Molester.
- Dan Bastida Declares His Co-worker Dead.
- News — I mean, Dildos at 11!
- Sue Simmons Loses Her Stack.
- News: It's a Crappy Job but Someone's Gotta Do It!
- Whoops! Did I Say Ass-Cream Vendor? I Meant Something Else.
- Terry Moran on Why Barack Obama's Run For Presidency Was Historic.
