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What's This Douche's Best Line?

What's This Douche's Best Line?

A man who wears patterned suspenders over a gray shirt in a tacky parody of what a Wall Street trader would wear cannot afford to be as picky as this douchenozzle. John Fitzgerald, the infamous and delusional online dater — who Gawker calls "the worst person in the world" and who PetSugar is obsessed with — gets followed around by the Dr. Phil camera crew (douche overload!) and displays how picky he is about women. What's this douche's best line?


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