What a Butthead!

There's a man in Virginia who plead guilty to bigamy yesterday. He has had up to four wives at one time. I was initially intrigued by the fact that he lived anywhere other than Utah, until I read further and discovered that he not only collects wives (and children), but also likes to dress up as a cigarette butt in his spare time and hip-hop his anti-smoking campaign up and down streets in a dozen different states. So let's get this straight: the man concerns himself with keeping other people's kids off cigarettes, and meanwhile has unpaid child support accumulating all over the country? What a butthead.