by CitizenSugar 4

• Man Caught With Dummy in the Commuter Lane — A man was caught in the carpool lane trying to use a dummy to fill his passenger seat. Cops pulled him over because his fake companion wasn't buckled up.
• Day Care Serves 10 Kids Wiper Fluid — A daycare worker in Little Rock, AK, accidentally served children car wiper fluid, instead of Kool-Aid. One child was hospitalized.
• Vampire Skull Found in Venice — A skull of a woman was uncovered in Venice, Italy. It appears the woman was buried with a brick in her mouth, the ritual used for suspected vampires.
• Man Fails to Rob Tae Kwon Do Studio — A robber unsuccessfully tried to steal from a Tae Kwon Do studio. Instead he was chased by the Tae Kwon Do master, who grabbed and held him by the neck until the police came.
• Woman Buys Couch With Cat Inside — A woman bought a used couch for $27, only to find a cat trapped inside it days later.

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