I guess wisdom doesn't come with age. This 65-year old nimrod thought it'd be a good idea when greeting customers at Wal-Mart to hand them this computer-generated image of himself naked except for a trucker cap and ripped plastic Wal-Mart bag. He told them this was his uniform. Needless to say, his creativity was not rewarded--they gave him a different kind of sack. Wal-Mart's enemies probably think this is true to brand, though! Har har.