WTF?! (You Tell Me Edition)

Spring Break is here but count me out if hitting the waves means I'll hit the sight of this ever again. So you tell me: how many WTF?!-worthy happenings can be found in this pic? (And don't let the Borat inspired bathing suits consume all your scrutiny, cuz there's a hunka-hunka, heck-of-a-lot going on at once here!)