Vampax: Stay Close to Your Vampire Boyfriend All Month Long

Vampax: Stay Close to Your Vampire Boyfriend All Month Long

November 19, 2009

by POPSUGAR Sex & Culture 9

Twilight Cycles from Brandon Routh

Is your monthly cycle getting between you and your vampire lover? Sounds like you need Vampax — new tampon technology that promises to keep you safe while you run around the forest with your brooding bloodsucking boyfriend. Learn all about it in this Twilight parody from the people at Funny or Die. It's disgustingly funny.

Humor Culture Funny Or Die Vampires Twilight

9 Comments

sealver 3 years 26 weeks

hahahahahaaa HILARIOUS!

sealver 3 years 26 weeks

hahahahahaaa HILARIOUS!

chatondeneige 3 years 26 weeks

It was the lip biting at the end that sealed the deal for me. :) Hilarious. Somehow, in all the years of Buffy, Angel, Underworld, True Blood, etc., I never thought about girls being on their periods with vampire boyfriends. I guess the fact that it isn't pure blood explains it away?

3 years 26 weeks

Is that Brandon Routh?

HoneyBrown1976 3 years 26 weeks

hilarious! A glittering "sparkly" tampon!!!Erica, I often wondered about the same thing.

HoneyBrown1976 3 years 26 weeks

hilarious! A glittering "sparkly" tampon!!! Erica, I often wondered about the same thing.

EricaJane 3 years 26 weeks

this is so funny! in twilight and even true blood they never explain how vampires can be around girls with their periods..

elizabethsosewn 3 years 26 weeks

LOL that is magical. I love the facial expressions. "he'll never guess it's my bleeding vagina" KILLS ME. hahahahaha

elizabethsosewn 3 years 26 weeks

LOL that is magical. I love the facial expressions. "he'll never guess it's my bleeding vagina"KILLS ME. hahahahaha