The Vamp, a Twilight-Inspired Sex Toy
Twilight-Inspired Sex Toy: Hilarious or Horrifying?
We know that girls, women, and grannies around the globe have gone gaga over the guys in Twilight, with an emphasis, of course, on one Robert Pattinson. Cue the imaginary screams from a gaggle of teens . . .
So maybe it's not so far-fetched, as one site has suggested, that someone might have manufactured a Twilight-inspired sex toy that can help release all that fan tension. No, The Vamp (NSFW) doesn't have Robert's face where other sex toys may have a maiden or cute animal, but it does sparkle. And it does have written on it, "I sparkle." Yeah, baby!
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