Valentine's Day Gifts Tips From the 99 Cent Store

Valentine's Day Gifts: Tips From the 99 Cent Store

February 13, 2009

by GiggleSugar 13

Are you a dude who's having trouble figuring out what to get your sweetie for Valentine's Day and want to make sure you don't buy the wrong gift? Well, this homemade ad from the 99 cent store has some helpful tips for you. Do: fuzzy handcuffs. Don't: a broom. (Are you guys sure about that "do"?)

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13 Comments

thenekoling 3 years 15 weeks

HAHA! I missed the "homemade" part when I first glanced through this post. I feel much better now. haha

Beachwalker 4 years 13 weeks

Well those dollar stores got ya comin' and goin'... They know your gonna need the snore stuff if you can't stay awake!

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Gravastorm 4 years 14 weeks

Everything in the "don't" column could be considered a before or after necessity (itchy feet?) until you get to the broom /mop..broom - clean up before..mop - clean up after? How optimistic can you get? :fingerscrossed:

Seitan 4 years 14 weeks

LMFAO nothing says "I love you" like a mop!

lickety split 4 years 14 weeks

the pink plastic flutes depress me :(

wednesday816 4 years 14 weeks

HEY! i like the dollar store lol

se7a7n7 4 years 14 weeks

Stay Awake pills, so she can't use that excuse... Gas Relief pills, nothing kills the mood like an unintentional Dutch Oven. There are MUCH dirtier jokes I want to make here... (points to the douche and hair removal kit)

colormesticky 4 years 14 weeks

Klassy!

GiggleSugar 4 years 14 weeks

francoise, you're really digging the smileys! I'm glad! ;)

Francoisehardly 4 years 14 weeks

Oh yeah. That exactly the type of fragrance I would want, Jordache. That must really smell great. :SMELLY:

whoiam 4 years 14 weeks

lol that is soo good!! :p i have to follow what they say myself :p

bbkfk8 4 years 14 weeks

Why are condoms on both sides? lol

aimeeb 4 years 14 weeks

I love the dollar store.