Upholstered Vagina Couch on Craigslist

Oh, the wonders of Craigslist! For a hefty price, take a load off with this one-of-a-kind, handmade, upholstered vajayjay. Not only is it comfy, but it's anatomically correct — clitoris headrest and all! This was someone's prized art school project, but the owner must do away with the couch cuz the boyfriend got jealous she no longer has space for it. And buyer beware: "the couch has some scuff marks and stains around the bottom. . ."