Ugly Men's Fashion From 2011 Spring Paris Fashion Week

Why I worry about these trends going mainstream I don't know. They so seldom do. But it remains to be seen if this Winter will bring plastic earmuffs.

It's barely Summer, and we're already looking at clothes for next year. At Paris men's Fashion Week, the stitching, makeup, and combinations were every bit as traumatizing as we've come to expect. Check out five looks I hope to never see again.