Tweets About Dating and Sex November 2013

Tweets Girls Say: Sexiest Man Dead and Toothbrush Porn

It's Friday funny-tweet day — ready for a good laugh? We rounded up the best and brightest tweets from the ladies who keep us happy on a daily basis with their witty, ridiculous musings in 140 characters or less. Read their hilarious tweets from the week below, and find out what they want for Christmas here. For even more social love, follow us on Twitter!

Word.

So True

Hot . . . and Minty

So Simple and yet So Genius

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Heyooo

They Aren't Easy

Patent That Sh*t

It's Like Pulling Off a Band-Aid but With More Crying

As a Commenter Said: That's How They Got Into That Trouble in the First Place

It's Basically the Same Thing

What's Mine Is Ours

It's a Fine Line

True Love Is Sharing Cheese

Short Answer: Yes

Best Idea Ever

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Some Women Just Have That Instinct

Safety First

But What Does It Mean?

And Do You? Really?

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