Last night Tracy Morgan was on Jay Leno being his usual self; though, nobody got pregnant. He did talk about what he'd be doing if he wasn't a comedian, how he used to pick up women before he was famous (though mostly postulating, I imagine, since he married his high-school sweetheart), and how he ensures his sons won't make him a grandpa.
Here's the first half where talks being a seductive sanitation worker and picking up women in the good ol' days.
The second, and better, half is below. He talks about his sons' sex lives, and how you know it's time for them to leave the nest when "their private parts are bigger than yours." We didn't know that! Watch it after the jump.