Totally Tacky Sex Toys: A Valentine's Day Guide

Totally Tacky Sex Toys: A Valentine's Day Guide

February 11, 2009

Totally Tacky Sex Toys: A Valentine's Day Guide

When I was a kid, a trip to the mall was not complete without a visit to Spencer's Gifts, home of all things tacky and strange. I particularly liked its "Adults-Only" section, which seemed, ironically, to house sex toys that seemed invented by children. Edible undies? Glow-in-the-dark handcuffs? Even then, my innocent little brain was all "WTF?!" It still boggles my mind that "special sex night" for some people might involve a visit to Spencer's and other such venues. So just for you, dear readers, I braved the wild, wild world of tacky sex toys and products on the Internet, and brought back products dumb and unsexy enough to inspire you never to have sex again. Happy Valentine's Day!

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by GiggleSugar 11

When I was a kid, a trip to the mall was not complete without a visit to Spencer's Gifts, home of all things tacky and strange. I particularly liked its "Adults-Only" section, which seemed, ironically, to house sex toys that seemed invented by children. Edible undies? Glow-in-the-dark handcuffs? Even then, my innocent little brain was all "WTF?!" It still boggles my mind that "special sex night" for some people might involve a visit to Spencer's and other such venues. So just for you, dear readers, I braved the wild, wild world of tacky sex toys and products on the Internet, and brought back products dumb and unsexy enough to inspire you never to have sex again. Happy Valentine's Day!

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by GiggleSugar 11

When I was a kid, a trip to the mall was not complete without a visit to Spencer's Gifts, home of all things tacky and strange. I particularly liked its "Adults-Only" section, which seemed, ironically, to house sex toys that seemed invented by children. Edible undies? Glow-in-the-dark handcuffs? Even then, my innocent little brain was all "WTF?!" It still boggles my mind that "special sex night" for some people might involve a visit to Spencer's and other such venues. So just for you, dear readers, I braved the wild, wild world of tacky sex toys and products on the Internet, and brought back products dumb and unsexy enough to inspire you never to have sex again. Happy Valentine's Day!

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11 Comments

3 years 33 weeks

Да уж...

3 years 45 weeks

I think I will try to recommend this post to my friends and family, cuz it's really helpful.

ThePerfectScore 4 years 13 weeks

hahahha omg thats so weird.

ThePerfectScore 4 years 13 weeks

hahahha omg thats so weird.

RockAndRepublic 4 years 13 weeks

Ick! That picture set off my phobia.

pioneers 4 years 13 weeks

edible boobie tassles? what if he bites too much? It's a disaster waiting to happen.

pioneers 4 years 13 weeks

edible boobie tassles?what if he bites too much? It's a disaster waiting to happen.

momma tikita 4 years 14 weeks

I go to spencers sometimes. I like to surprise my hubby with different things! I guess it just depends on your sex life with your partner? The edible panites were a bad idea...but we had a good laugh!

momma tikita 4 years 14 weeks

I go to spencers sometimes.I like to surprise my hubby with different things!I guess it just depends on your sex life with your partner?The edible panites were a bad idea...but we had a good laugh!

ang1885 4 years 14 weeks

Some of those things I'd take as a joke and some I'd just stare at and not know what to think.

amloveaffair 4 years 14 weeks

Anything edible that goes on your body is gross.