Top 10 Quotes From The Quotable Douchebag
The
douchebag is everywhere. No matter how much we want to ignore him, he pops up with his arrogance, stupidity, and
Ed Hardy shirts!
Since he doesn't seem to be going anywhere, he might as well amuse us. Which brings me to
The Quotable Douchebag: A Treasury of Spectacularly Stupid Remarks, bravely compiled by Margaret McGuire. The book not only has a pretty great explanation of how literal douchebags came to describe real-life douchelords, the quotes are incredible and hard to believe.
Brace yourselves. The following quotes are just the tip of the doucheberg . . .
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these are funny!
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4To this illustrious group I nominate Esko Kiesi,recently resigned sales manager of Audi in Finland, who was forced to step down after stating among other things in an interview:
that women are unsuited to management positions due to their emotionalism and inability to grasp large things. Also that when a woman will no longer iron your shirts, the relationship is over.
”all car characteristics can be found in a woman. The looks of a car are finished with the suspension and the wheel trims. When it comes to a woman, it is her ankles and shoes that are important. A woman often loses her shape if her heels are lower than seven centimetres. Kiesi looks at a woman in the same order as at a new car. He starts from her shoes, ankles, and legs, continuing up to the figure and clothes, and ending up in the eyes.
"a woman is a fairly cold creature: being manipulative and mean is much easier for women than men. I need a woman more and more often for her original purpose, namely to be caressing and seductive."
5forgot the link to the helsinki newspaper report: http://fiturl.com/1zZ
6if you like funny douchbags, you'll love this: http://www.wheresthedouche.com
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