Top 10 Quotes From The Quotable Douchebag

Top 10 Quotes From The Quotable Douchebag

The douchebag is everywhere. No matter how much we want to ignore him, he pops up with his arrogance, stupidity, and Ed Hardy shirts!

Since he doesn't seem to be going anywhere, he might as well amuse us. Which brings me to The Quotable Douchebag: A Treasury of Spectacularly Stupid Remarks, bravely compiled by Margaret McGuire. The book not only has a pretty great explanation of how literal douchebags came to describe real-life douchelords, the quotes are incredible and hard to believe.

Brace yourselves. The following quotes are just the tip of the doucheberg . . .

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