Top 10 Pet Names for "Pet Owner"

by GiggleSugar 4

Note that this list is from the pet point of view. As if we didn't already know that we're on their leashes...

10. The Great and Benevolent Provider of Life-Giving Flakes from the
World Above The Surface

9. Mister Thinks-He-Owns-The-Place

8. Visitor from Beyond the Cage

7. Waste Disposal Unit #2

6. Hunter of Delicious Cylindrical Animals in Hard Shells

5. The Dupe

4. Maitre d'

3. Pitching Machine

2. Poop B*tch

1. The Person Who Always Points at Me After She Farts

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