"I do hope women are achieving at a rate that we can stop counting what number they are. Yes, I was the first female head writer on SNL, and I was only the second woman to ever be pregnant on the show, and now I'm the third woman to win this prize . . . But I'm not going to get emotional tonight because I'm a stone cold b*tch."
— Tina Fey called for moratorium on counting women's achievements in her acceptance speech at the Mark Twain Award for American Humor, which aired last night. What will we write about then? Regardless of gender, she's still surprised she won an award for American humor, mostly because her "style is so Austrian."