Tina Belcher's 26-Step Guide to Being a Smart, Strong, Sensual Woman

If you don't watch Bob's Burgers, you are missing out on one of the greatest female characters of all time (who is, ironically, voiced by a man): Tina Belcher. Tina truly is our past, present, and future, as she is the awkward, misfit teen many of us can relate to, but she's also a sexually adventurous woman who's not afraid to write erotic friend fiction and slap some butts along the way. We could all take a cue from the bespectacled middle schooler in our love lives and journey through womanhood.

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Repeat After Tina . . .
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Repeat After Tina . . .

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You Gotta Kiss a Lot of Frogs Before Finding Your Prince
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You Gotta Kiss a Lot of Frogs Before Finding Your Prince

03
Don't Be Afraid to Be Curious About Sexuality
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Don't Be Afraid to Be Curious About Sexuality

04
Let Your Erotic Freak Flag Fly
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Let Your Erotic Freak Flag Fly

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Give That Cutie Your Number
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Give That Cutie Your Number

06
Don't Deny Your Sexual Needs
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Don't Deny Your Sexual Needs

"Just when I think I'm out, those cheeks pull me right back in."

08
Let Yourself Sulk After a Breakup
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Let Yourself Sulk After a Breakup

09
Don't Underestimate a Good Hair Flip
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Don't Underestimate a Good Hair Flip

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Have a Dance-Off When Deciding Between Two Love Interests
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Have a Dance-Off When Deciding Between Two Love Interests

"A pants-off for me?" "No, a dance-off." "That's almost as good."

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It's OK to Date Around
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It's OK to Date Around

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Some Thoughts Should Stay Private . . .
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Some Thoughts Should Stay Private . . .

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Like your crotch issues.

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This Is How You Kick Someone Out of Your Bed
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This Is How You Kick Someone Out of Your Bed

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If You Have a Crush, Go For It
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If You Have a Crush, Go For It

"I am both attracted to and intimidated by Jimmy Jr.'s interpretive mating dance."

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If You're Going to Go Through a Rebellious Phase, Make Sure Your Tattoo Is Temporary
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If You're Going to Go Through a Rebellious Phase, Make Sure Your Tattoo Is Temporary

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It's Important to Keep Your Options Open
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It's Important to Keep Your Options Open

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Flirting Doesn't Have to Be Subtle
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Flirting Doesn't Have to Be Subtle

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But There's Always Plan C
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But There's Always Plan C

"We can make this work. We can work out a dating wheel, just like a chore wheel. Let's put the try in triangle."

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It's Perfectly Acceptable to Spend an Extended Amount of Time on the Floor After a Bad Day
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It's Perfectly Acceptable to Spend an Extended Amount of Time on the Floor After a Bad Day

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You Can Find Inspiration to Spice Up Your Sex Life in, Um, Unexpected Places
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You Can Find Inspiration to Spice Up Your Sex Life in, Um, Unexpected Places

"I'm working on a new erotic fan fiction, it's called 'The Hobbutt: An Unexpected Orgy'."

"Robots? But that does give me ideas for a new erotic fan fiction. 'Ro-Butts'."

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You Never Know Where You'll Meet Your Soul Mate
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You Never Know Where You'll Meet Your Soul Mate

Like the grocery store.

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Or your Capoeira class

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Flirting Isn't That Complicated
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Flirting Isn't That Complicated

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Don't Be Afraid of a Little PDA
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Don't Be Afraid of a Little PDA