Tales of Mere Existence: "A Typical Conversation With My Mom"

A Typical Conversation With My Mom

May 11, 2008

by GiggleSugar 10

Ah, moms. You can't live with them. You wouldn't know anything about yourself — likes, dislikes, clothing preferences, ambitions, insecurities, love interests, regrets, nutritional needs, when your bra strap is showing — without them. All conversations are one-sided. All conversations could have ended 20 minutes ago. All conversations go a little something like this:

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10 Comments

Martini Rossi 5 years 1 week

I love this, I had the same coversation about a sweater with my mom this morning...Moms are cool.

Francoisehardly 5 years 1 week

The last part about the sweater sounds like my mother, typically that conversation is with my sister though. Not so much with me.

sweetpeabrina 5 years 1 week

I swear this just happened to me today. But it was more likeMom: You should try the shrimp.Me: I can't - I'm allergic.Mom: But it's shrimp. You like shrimp.Me: I'm allergic to it.**5 minutes later**Mom: Here, have some of my shrimp.AAAAA!!!

sweetpeabrina 5 years 1 week

I swear this just happened to me today. But it was more like Mom: You should try the shrimp. Me: I can't - I'm allergic. Mom: But it's shrimp. You like shrimp. Me: I'm allergic to it. **5 minutes later** Mom: Here, have some of my shrimp. AAAAA!!!

wiciltd 5 years 1 week

I cannot say I've ever had a conversation like this with my mum she's not daft

sharpieroxs 5 years 1 week

my mom doesn't tell me to eat fish, she just has the children in africa are starving rant!

Megatron 5 years 1 week

TOTALLY my mom!! :rotfl:

Megatron 5 years 1 week

TOTALLY my mom!! :rotfl:

pharm_chick 5 years 1 week

LOL that was hilarious

pharm_chick 5 years 1 week

LOL that was hilarious