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Take A Bite Out Of The Asphalt, Kid!

McGruff, the "Crime Dog," recently participated in a kiddie race and allowed his competitive spirit to get the best of him. Oops! But the fact is: running down innocent children with small legs and poor coordination does not constitute a crime in this country, so don't go trying to make him feel like a big hypocrite or anything. It won't work. (I feel for you, kid. That's so gonna be me when I do my run...)

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