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TV Women Quotes on Love and Sex

Emmy-Nominated Female Characters on Love and Sex: Who Said It?

The Emmys are tonight, and the nominated women play an eclectic bunch of characters from goofy to sultry to tough as nails. Many of these ladies have strong opinions on relationships, sex, and dating. See if you can match the Emmy-nominated character to her words of wisdom!

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"Women in their 30s on the Internet are like ninjas. They get in their little, black outfits and try to sneak their way into your marriage."
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Liz, 30 Rock
Claire, Modern Family
Gloria, Modern Family
Alicia, The Good Wife
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"This isn't China. There's no money in virginity."
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Joan, Mad Men
Jenna, 30 Rock
Elka, Hot in Cleveland
Sue, Glee
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"People who dress like librarians? All sex addicts."
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Liz, 30 Rock
Kalinda, The Good Wife
Sue, Glee
Virginia, Raising Hope
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"I need some time to figure out if you're the love of my life or a pathological liar."
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Peggy, Mad Men
Jackie, Nurse Jackie
Jenna, 30 Rock
Leslie, Parks and Recreation
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"A pretty face comes along and everything goes out the window."
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Liz, 30 Rock
Alicia, The Good Wife
Gloria, Modern Family
Peggy, Mad Men
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"Relationships are like sharks. If you're not left with several bite marks after intercourse, then something's wrong."
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Jenna, 30 Rock
Kristen Wiig, Saturday Night Live
Elka, Hot in Cleveland
Joan, Mad Men
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"Well, it's simple: in your twenties you dress for men, in your forties you dress for success, in your eighties you dress for a bathroom."
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Margaret, Boardwalk Empire
Elka, Hot in Cleveland
Harriet, Harry's Law
Kristen Wiig, Saturday Night Live
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"Now we know. You are romantic, and I'm smarter than you. And I bought you a motorcycle."
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Tami, Friday Night Lights
Molly, Mike & Molly
Gloria, Modern Family
Alicia, The Good Wife
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"Do you need sex advice? Here's a tip. Sometimes a lady likes to leave her blazer on."
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Peggy, Mad Men
Sue, Glee
Liz, 30 Rock
Leslie, Parks and Recreation
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"I think it'll be a bonding experience between me and ___. Men enjoy it when a woman is better than them at something they love."
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Jenna, 30 Rock
Jackie, Nurse Jackie
Sue, Glee
Leslie, Parks and Recreation
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"Of course he knows what he's doing. It's a computer, not a condom."
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Virginia, Raising Hope
Elka, Hot in Cleveland
Jackie, Nurse Jackie
Claire, Modern Family
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"Honey, I'd like a mineral water, no ice."

"And I'd like your balls in a blender, but ain't life a b*tch?"
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Sue, Glee
Olivia, Law & Order: SVU
Gloria, Modern Family
Kalinda, The Good Wife
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