Stranger Than Fiction: Women Glue Man's Package to Stomach

August 5, 2009

Love can be a sticky matter. Especially when you're a married man who planned a rendezvous with one of your various paramours at a motel. After setting up the meeting, this straying Wisconsin man was ambushed by his wife and three lovers, who then blindfolded him and super-glued his penis to his stomach.

The women have been charged with fourth-degree sexual assault. According to prosecutors the super glue episode went something like this: One woman got the man to agree to being tied down with sheets and blindfolded for a "rubdown." She then texted the other women in waiting, and once they arrived they proceeded to punch him in the face and glue his penis to his stomach. The women then took off with his cell phone, wallet, and car. Now that's what I call revenge! I guess he'll get his too if these ladies end up in jail.

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amybdk 3 years 40 weeks

this is simple assault. Ummmm... no.

amybdk 3 years 40 weeks

this is simple assault. Ummmm... no.

lickety split 3 years 40 weeks

he exposed these women to std's and obviously they suffered emotional trauma from being cheated on. he's an ass that screwed (literally) with the wrong women. there are natural consequences to your actions. he paid for his and these women will pay for theirs. zero sympathy for this man. and why is this sexual assault? sexual assault is rape, not a craft project. this is simple assault.

lickety split 3 years 40 weeks

Autumns_Elegy 3 years 40 weeks

I can see the humor. Cause really it is kinda funny. But if the guy had four women, he really wouldn't have gotten away with it.

Autumns_Elegy 3 years 40 weeks

I can see the humor. Cause really it is kinda funny.But if the guy had four women, he really wouldn't have gotten away with it.

Muirnea 3 years 41 weeks

Hahahha, wow, that's crazy. I can see both sides of this story. The guy totally deserved it and it's awesome that the women stuck together and actually held the guy accountable instead of each other, but at the same time, it's pretty crazy and really is a double standard...but...I can't honestly say I'm upset that one of the many @ssholes out there got what was coming to him.

Muirnea 3 years 41 weeks

Hahahha, wow, that's crazy.I can see both sides of this story. The guy totally deserved it and it's awesome that the women stuck together and actually held the guy accountable instead of each other, but at the same time, it's pretty crazy and really is a double standard...but...I can't honestly say I'm upset that one of the many @ssholes out there got what was coming to him.

tiabia 3 years 41 weeks

I see no humor in this story

tiabia 3 years 41 weeks

I see no humor in this story

Sherellj 3 years 41 weeks

LMAO!!!!! thats what the heck he gets (Its wrong though)

prencesschris 3 years 41 weeks

wOw...crazy WI ppl....i would kno

T S 3 years 41 weeks

>Now that's what I call revenge!This is sexual assault and the way you have made light of it is offensive. I can only imagine the uproar if you made the comment about four men tying up a woman, punching her, and putting glue on her genitals.

T S 3 years 41 weeks

>Now that's what I call revenge! This is sexual assault and the way you have made light of it is offensive. I can only imagine the uproar if you made the comment about four men tying up a woman, punching her, and putting glue on her genitals.

mermei 3 years 41 weeks

I saw that bail was set at $200, which suggests the courts are not treating it like the violent sexual assault that it was. I hope these women - and anyone who physically attacks another person - go to jail.

zeze 3 years 41 weeks

Seriously, a loser like that is worth going to jail over?

zeze 3 years 41 weeks

Seriously, a loser like that is worth going to jail over?

c4rolin3 3 years 41 weeks

Jabba - glad that you agree with me! This thread has been running for a while in 4.0..... done a copy and paste of my comment on the blog in therewhich until i posted it, i was appalled that noone shared my outrage or sentiments.The double standard is shocking! (Especially when thinking about the Chris Brown / Rhianna reaction!)I doubt anyone would be giggling at this or thinking it wasn't as bad if the situation was reversed.... and a woman had 4 boyfriends and a husband and the men got together, plotted, bound and gagged her and glued her genitals.This is a sexual attack. I know there would be an outcry if there was even a hint at 'so funny' or 'she deserved it, she had 4 boyfriends and a husband' should the retaliation have been against a woman. The reaction would be 'no woman should ever be hit or subjected to abuse'.I really don't see how someone could find this humorousand tres it's deplorable that you would give it kudos by saying 'now that's what i call revenge'. you should completely have taken this angle instead on the topic. no reward such disgusting actions with a round of applause.

c4rolin3 3 years 41 weeks

Jabba - glad that you agree with me! This thread has been running for a while in 4.0..... done a copy and paste of my comment on the blog in there which until i posted it, i was appalled that noone shared my outrage or sentiments. The double standard is shocking! (Especially when thinking about the Chris Brown / Rhianna reaction!) I doubt anyone would be giggling at this or thinking it wasn't as bad if the situation was reversed.... and a woman had 4 boyfriends and a husband and the men got together, plotted, bound and gagged her and glued her genitals. This is a sexual attack. I know there would be an outcry if there was even a hint at 'so funny' or 'she deserved it, she had 4 boyfriends and a husband' should the retaliation have been against a woman. The reaction would be 'no woman should ever be hit or subjected to abuse'. I really don't see how someone could find this humorous and tres it's deplorable that you would give it kudos by saying 'now that's what i call revenge'. you should completely have taken this angle instead on the topic. no reward such disgusting actions with a round of applause.

chatondeneige 3 years 41 weeks

Sorry, but the idea of doing this to another human makes me SICK. If a woman had been cheating on her husband and the men got together and super glued her labia together, would anyone be laughing? Now that's what I call revenge! Really? Because that's what I call a violent crime, which isn't really a laughing matter.

chatondeneige 3 years 41 weeks

Sorry, but the idea of doing this to another human makes me SICK. If a woman had been cheating on her husband and the men got together and super glued her labia together, would anyone be laughing? Now that's what I call revenge! Really? Because that's what I call a violent crime, which isn't really a laughing matter.

3 years 41 weeks

He completely deserved it. When he gets that thing unstuck, maybe he'll think about where he puts it from now on. People should get punished for cheating, and I absolutely disagree that revenge makes you as bad as the person who is the victim of it. Don't dish it out if you can't take it!

ali321 3 years 41 weeks

Snooky I think anybody who cheats like that deserves a punch in the face. Man or woman. That doesn't mean you should actually punch them, but people do crazy things when they're emotional. And if you're messing around like this guy he had to have known it would catch up to him. Yeah, they probably went way overboard, but like cakshinigami said at least they stuck together as women.

Yogaforlife 3 years 41 weeks

It's totally wrong, and they deserve to go to jail, but I think it's hilarious that he'll forever be tarnished as the man who had his joystick hotglued. Guess it will be a little harder for him next time to get away with it.

Nadia24gv 3 years 41 weeks

That's what I call a "sticky situation".

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