The entire time I was watching these folks in Star Wars costumes dancing to songs like "Thriller," "Footloose," and "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun," I kept thinking: reality television show. I would totally watch a reality show about Disney Hollywood Studios mascots on their days off. "This is the true story of seven costumed strangers, picked to live in a house, dance in Star Wars costumes together, and have their lives taped to find out what happens when the Chewbacca/Darth Vader/Princess Leia uniforms come off and the hot, sweaty people underneath start getting real. . ."