What's not to love about a massage? Well, if it's this kind of massage, how about the slimy snake involved? That's right, the new way to relax those muscles is to let a snake do all the work. They call this a thing of "beauty," but I'm thinking that me getting strangled to death while in the grip of a snake's choke hold ain't all that charming-- unless, of course, the snake said he loved me and had that oh so special touch. But what's your take?