by GiggleSugar 4

Who has time to read the paper or tune into the news to learn the trifling deets of some former governor's sex life? Luckily, this 3-year-old princess can break the story down in a minute flat. She may dig pretty pink gowns, but she's not gonna skirt the salient details. No sirree. Girlfriend's got the truth and she's ready to spill it — but not her chalice of magic milk — mommy hates when that happens.