— Spencer Pratt
This is King Douche's idea of an apology. Surprise, Surprise. In this week's episode of The Hills, Pratt made his sister tear up — or rather, she made herself tear up — and the DB had the
heart nerve to console her with this backhanded, smartass apology. No hug. No "thank you for letting me indefinitely move in, mope around, and douche up your condo." No decency whatever. Leave it to Spence to make a simple "I'm sorry" sound crass, crude, and offensive. Help! My skin. It's crawling.