Last weekend I thought was the greatest weekend of my life. I hooked up with 2 random women - one on Friday and one on Saturday. By Wednesday I had developed a scorching case of crabs. I am not sure who gave it to me and I am not sure if I gave it to either one of them. This is obviously humiliating. They are both in my loose social circle and they know each other but don't like each other. It won't take much for them to figure out what the common thread between them is if this gets out. What should I do? Jiminy Crickets
Dear Jiminy Crickets
Firstly, contact your doctor to find out what the gestation period is for pubic lice. If you can determine who gave it to you, you may have been lucky and not have given it to the other one. If not, and you really want to save face - fess up to both of them and take your medicine. You don't want those little buggers hanging around any longer.