I can't decide if this scenario would be a Zen utopian best day ever or a disaster of mind-stultifying proportions. Maybe the former for about five quiet minutes before the latter came crashing in.
While sometimes it feels like a slow news day, this crazy video is the news — without the pesky news part. I love how even when the BBC people aren't talking they're somehow still so British. They're all "back to you," "Oh, so sorry old chap, no back to you." It's so uncomfortable that I kept giggling. Is this your idea of heaven?