by GiggleSugar 8

This charming room-for-rent/personals ad was found posted on a bulletin board in an old laundromat. Charming, that is, if you're a middle-aged, homeless woman who meets the weight requirement, has two hundred bucks to spare every month, and is looking for love in all the wrong places. As the inquiry scribbled in blue ink asks, who should be paying whom here?

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