OK, being Santa at the mall has to suck. On top of wearing that hot suit and fake beard, you have whining, screaming kids sitting on your lap, some of them relieving themselves on you. These pictures pretty much say it all. When sorting through them, I labeled one "Help me. Santa's trying to kill me." I called another one, "Resisting Arrest." You really do get the sense that's how these kids feel! For more hilarious pics with Santa, check out the gallery below.