Shoplifting Seagull Has The Munchies
Don't be fooled. He may look and walk like a seagull, but this bird is a cleverly disguised criminal mastermind. Forget sidewalk crumbs and leftovers. He's figured out a way to sneak into a convenience store and swipe a bag of Doritos-- not just once, but 20 times-- and even has the nerve to feast on them in front of the shop! I kinda love him.
