Shit Girls Say Book

Allie Hagan's Suri's Burn Book: Well-Dressed Commentary From Hollywood's Little Sweetheart ($10) is the book version of her too-funny Tumblr, Suri's Burn Book, which imagines what Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes's daughter, Suri, would say about her fellow celebrity children. Instead of just being a regurgitation of the Tumblr site, the book is more in-depth. It includes sections like "Celebrities Who Should Have Babies" (i.e. Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams) and breakdowns of each celebrity child by their style (see: "Coco Arquette: The Pantsless Princess").