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Sexy Halloween Costumes Gone Wrong

Halloween Costumes That Should Never Be Sexy

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i think these are funny! hey, at least they are orginal costumes!!! some new and interesting ideas... i mean, i wouldn't be comfortable wearing those costumes but they are all for a laugh really anyway...
Smacks83 Smacks83
Firstly, just because people keep confusing the two. The chick in the pic isn't supposed to be Hermione, its supposed to be Harry (only he wears those glasses!). Secondly, KadBunny: I love the Mario idea. Although the only way I could think of it being "sexy" but still really funny is if you did the booty-short overalls AND the big-*ss push-broom hairy lip piece!
Smacks83 Smacks83
Firstly, just because people keep confusing the two. The chick in the pic isn't supposed to be Hermione, its supposed to be Harry (only he wears those glasses!).Secondly, KadBunny: I love the Mario idea. Although the only way I could think of it being "sexy" but still really funny is if you did the booty-short overalls AND the big-*ss push-broom hairy lip piece!
weffie weffie
As someone on Texts From Last Night put it...i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"lol it's no wonder these exist, there's demand.
weffie weffie
As someone on Texts From Last Night put it... i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty" lol it's no wonder these exist, there's demand.
This is a good site, and I COMPLETELY agree with the Sex costumes...it is such good things in life, turned in to a costume just so they can get sex...So wrong!
Sherellj Sherellj
agree not sexy
Sherellj Sherellj
agree not sexy
KadBunny KadBunny
I'm tired of the painfully, obviously sexified costumes, I mean I went as Mario last year and I could have easily sewn overall booty shorts instead but what's the point in ruining the spirit of his character? Oh cause he's not interesting enough already? It adds a kick? ahaha. Yeah. I guess you only get one day in a year to dress slutty in public and get away with it. But of course, that's just me. tis a free country~
snarkypants snarkypants
the one i hate the most is the slutty bumblebee. ew. it's a bug. not sexy. just annoying.
lawdawg08 lawdawg08
lol...i thought they were all pretty hot!!!
that's jsut wrrrrrong!
These are foul for women. They could have come up with better ideas and left the kiddie themes like these alone. Harry Potter is all children. If a woman wants to dress in that manner then she should get the regular school girl outfit that their local intimate store carries. A lot of those don't go TOO far in the category of children.
chloe bella chloe bella
I agree with Anon, these are supposed to be funny (except for the Clown which is creepy, and a couple that are borderline racist). Taking the joke a bit further, I once knew a girl who dressed up as a "slutty Fidel Castro" for Halloween. She glued on a full beard, but wore a super short military-style dress. It was hilarious, and designed to make fun of the concept that girls tend to turn anything into a slutty costume on Halloween. People who really just want to look slutty go for an un-original playboy bunny outfit, or some other combo of lingerie and animal ears. I doubt anyone who actually wears the Spongebob costume thinks they look sexy in it - it's supposed to be a joke!
Smacks83 Smacks83
Where was the sexy Freddy Kruger? Sexy Jason from Friday the 13th?Now those are beyond weird sexy costumes!
Smacks83 Smacks83
Where was the sexy Freddy Kruger? Sexy Jason from Friday the 13th? Now those are beyond weird sexy costumes!
staple salad staple salad
The only ones of these I agree with is sexy Spongebob and Carebear. Maid is a staple. Furries (the bear and panda) are for, well, furries. Hermione is HOTT, lets face it. Native Americans can be sexy too... who says that you can only be sexy if you're from a colonial super power or developed nation? Smurfette is the only hot smurff, and her dress is about as short as that costume's.
staple salad staple salad
The only ones of these I agree with is sexy Spongebob and Carebear.Maid is a staple.Furries (the bear and panda) are for, well, furries.Hermione is HOTT, lets face it.Native Americans can be sexy too... who says that you can only be sexy if you're from a colonial super power or developed nation?Smurfette is the only hot smurff, and her dress is about as short as that costume's.
Wow, this is one prude slideshow. Coming up with a "sexy" version of something generally innocent is what makes it fun. It's not like these costumes are for kids or to be worn at kid's parties anyway. Oh and clowns ARE creepy.
Pistil Pistil
Some things just do not translate well into sexy. I've seen a "sexy" Finding Nemo costume. A clown fish. From a children's film. I'm afraid this slide show is only a small sampling of all the ridiculous costumes out there.
krrobi krrobi
Doesn't it make ya kind of wonder why women are looked at as sex objects without brains?
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