Sex and the City Joins The Golden Girls

The open secret's out! The Golden Girls was really the original Sex and the City. Here, Miranda's voice issues forth from Sophia's mouth, and the other ladies weigh in on a, uh, non-vanilla sex act her boyfriend performed on her. (I wonder what Bea Arthur thinks about all this? But, then again, I always wonder what Bea Arthur thinks about anything. Incidentally. . . It's Bea Arthur's birthday today! Happy Birthday, Beatrice!)