French President (and newlywed) Nicolas Sarkozy's 21-year-old son will not be seeking office. He had been toying with the idea of running for mayor of the wealthy Paris suburb where his father once led. Patrick Devedjian, secretary-general of the UMP party, told Europe-1 radio that Jean Sarkozy "has a lot of talent, he's a smart and sensitive boy who loves politics," but "his time has not come." If you're sad Jean isn't running, you can always send him a Facebook friend request in lieu of your vote. Liberty just made him her friend — apparently he's very friendly! To check out the proof, read more.
Well? Are you going to make Jean your friend? It looks like he's online now . . .