What does America think of Michelle Obama's naked, oh-so-toned arms? Well, according to one poll, 49 percent don't really care one way or another, but you wouldn't know that from the obsessive media coverage about her lack of arm coverage. If we all try to have arms as toned as hers, will we eventually try to do everything Michelle does? Like going to Princeton, then Harvard, be Barack's boss, work as an executive at hospitals affiliated with the University of Chicago hospitals, and then support local sustainable food initiatives with a garden? Damn. I'm finding it hard just picturing myself working out enough to get those arms. . .